经典解读

<p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"></span></p></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源：互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝酒出友人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">跳舞出情人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">赌博出仇人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">炒股出疯人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">忽悠出名人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">实干出庸人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">短信出智人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">读书出傻人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">作官出富人</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">勤劳出穷人。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">忙碌的领导在包厢里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">重要的工作在宴会里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">干部的任免在交易里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">工程的发包在暗箱里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">该抓的工作在口号里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">须办的急事在会议里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">妥善的计划在柜子里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">应刹的歪风在通知里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">扶贫的干部在轿车里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">宝贵的人才在悼词里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">劣质的商品在广告里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">豪华的大楼在机关里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">动人的女秘在卧室里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">动听的词汇在汇报里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">辉煌的数字在总结里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">巨大的成绩在水份里</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">可喜的进步在创意里</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">真心的朋友都在</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">，，，。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">人生，　让房贷给废了</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一手字，让键盘给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">电视剧，让广告给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">广告，　让脑白金给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">羊肉，　让瘦肉精给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">英雄，　让美人给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女孩，　让大款给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">帅哥，　让富婆给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">干部，　让人民币给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">医德，　让医药代表给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">书信，　让电话给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">北方院的员工，让曲</span>xx<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">给废了，</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">设计师，被老板废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">设计院老板，让地产甲方给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">饭店，　让政府签单给废了</span> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">国足，　让足协给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">运动员，让兴奋剂给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">生命，　让医疗费给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">胃，　　让酒给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">肺，　　让香烟给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">学生，　让网络给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">儿子，　让媳妇给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">农民，　让欠薪给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">法律，　让法院给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">睡眠，　让夜总会给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">景点，　让黄金周给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">小孩，</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">让三鹿给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一个群，让不说话的给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">大好青春，让工作给废了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> H1N1<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">防病要诀：</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">不接吻，不拥抱，</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">男女见面光傻笑；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">情要忍，意须消，媚眼可以使劲抛！</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">去年</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这个时候我们在外面躲地震</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">今年</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这个时候我们在家里躲流感</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">去年</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这个时候没事别呆在家里</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">今年</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这个时候没事别呆在外面</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">去年猪是坚强的</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">今年猪是疯狂的</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">牛说：这么多人喝我们的乳汁，却没有人叫我们一声</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">妈</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">乌贼鱼说：娘的，满肚子墨水居然也成了贼</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">袋鼠说：唉，没钱，口袋再大也还是鼠</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">老鼠说：唉，成天为了点儿吃喝担惊受怕的，能不老吗？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">苍蝇说：我和蜜蜂的最大差别在于口味不同。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">蜈蚣说：为了省钱，我从来不穿鞋。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">鱼说：</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">打死我也不去什么网吧</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">恐龙说：不好意思，死得太早了，让你们伤脑筋了</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">刺猬说：真想感觉一下与别人拥抱的滋味</span></p><p></p>