<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源:互联网那个</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒桌这个交际场所,是挺考验人的。你不能喝酒,最好学会拒酒;你不能酒量让新友们痛快,那就凭三寸不烂之舌让大伙儿开心。这样,你即时伤自己的身体,又不让劝酒者扫兴。下面介绍几条</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">拒酒词</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,你看好使不?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一、只要感情好,能喝多少,喝多少</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你可以展开说:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">九千九百九十九朵玫瑰也难成全一个爱情。只有感情不够。才用玫瑰来凑。因此,只要感情好,能喝多少,喝多少。我不希望我们的感情掺合那么多</span>‘<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">水分</span>’<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">。我虽然喝了一点儿,但这一点儿是一滴浓浓的情。点点滴滴都是情嘛!</span>” </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">二、只要感情到了位,不喝也会陶醉</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你试试这样说:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">跟你不喜欢的人在一起喝酒,是一种苦痛;跟你喜欢的人在一起喝酒,是一种感动。我们走到一块,说明我们感情到了位。只要感情到了位,不喝也陶醉。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">三、只要感情有,喝什么都是酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你如果确实不能沾酒,就不妨说服对方,以饮料或茶水代酒。你问他:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我俩有没有感情?</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">他会答:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你!</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你顺势说:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">只要感情有,喝什么都是酒。感情是什么?感情就是理解,理解万岁!</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你然后以茶代酒,表示一下。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">四、感情浅,哪怕喝大碗;感情深,哪怕舔一舔</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒桌上,千言万语,无非归结一个字</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">。如:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你不喝这杯酒,一定嫌我长得丑。</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">如:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情深,一口吞;感情浅,舔一舔。</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">劝酒者把喝酒的多少与人的美丑和感情的深浅扯到一块。你可以驳倒它们的联系:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">如果感情的深浅与喝酒的多少成正比,我们这么深的感情,一杯酒不足以体现。我们应该跳进酒缸里,因为我们多年交情,清深似海。其实,感情浅,哪怕喝大碗;感情深,哪怕舔一舔。</span>” </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">五、为了不伤感情,我喝;为了不伤身体,我喝一点</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">他劝你:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝!感情铁,喝出血!宁伤身体,不伤感情;宁把肠胃喝个洞,也不让感情裂个缝!</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这是不理性的表现,你可以这样回答:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我们要理性消费,理性喝酒。</span>‘<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">留一半清醒,留一半西醉,至少在梦里有你伴随</span>’<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,我是身体和感情都不愿伤害的人。没有身体,就不有能体现感情;没有感情,就是行尸走肉!为了不伤感情,我喝;为了不伤身体,我喝一点儿。</span>” </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">六、在这开心一刻,让我们来做选择题吧!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我们思路打开一些,拒酒的办法就来了。他要借酒表达对你的情和意,你便说;</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">开心一刻是可以做选择题的。表达情和意,可以:A</span>.<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">拥抱,B</span>.<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">拉手,C</span>.<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝酒,任先选一项。我敬你,就让你选;你敬我,应该该让我选。现在,我选择A</span>.<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">拥抱,好吗?</span>” </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">七、君子动口,不动手</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">他要你干杯,你可以巧没</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">二难</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,请君入瓮。你问他:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">你是愿意当君子还是愿意当小人?请你先回答这个问题。</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">他如果说</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">愿意当君子</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,你便说</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">君子之交,淡如水</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,以茶水代酒,或者说</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">君子动口,不动手,你动口喝</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,请他喝;他如果说</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">愿意当小人</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,你便说</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我不跟小人喝酒</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,然后笑着坐下,他也无可奈何。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">总之,拒酒词、拒酒的办法还有很多,要随机应变,</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">兵来将挡</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">。酒文化中既有劝酒词,也有拒酒词,你没有酒量,凭着你的机智和口才也可以在交际场上应对周旋,游刃有余。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">经典敬酒词</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">劝酒者起身敬酒,被劝者会说:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">屁股一抬,喝了重来</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,意让劝酒者再喝一个</span>. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">此时劝酒者应对:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">屁股一动,表示尊重</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">男人不喝酒,交不到好朋友。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情深一口闷,感情浅舔一舔。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女士劝酒:激动的心,颤抖的手,我给领导到杯酒,领导不喝嫌我丑。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 女士和领导碰杯:领导在上我在下,您说来几下来几下。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 两只小蜜蜂呀,飞到花丛中呀。。。。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 宁可胃上烂个洞,不叫感情裂条缝。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 感情深,一口闷;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 感情浅,舔一舔;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 感情厚,喝不够;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 感情薄,喝不着;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 感情铁,喝出血。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 一两二两漱漱口,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 三两四两不算酒,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 五两六两扶墙走,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 七两八两还在吼。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 男人不喝酒</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">枉在世上走</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 只要心里有,茶水也当酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 酒是粮食精越喝越年轻</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 东风吹,战鼓雷,今天喝酒谁怕谁!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 酒肉穿肠过,朋友心中留!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">半斤不当酒,一斤扶墙走,斤半墙走我不走。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 酒逢知已千杯少,能喝多少喝多少,喝它不了赶紧跑。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 革命小酒天天醉</span>.............. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 两腿一站,喝了不算。 </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 甘为革命献肠胃</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 革命的小酒天天醉,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 喝红了眼睛喝坏了胃,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 喝得手软脚也软,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 喝得记忆大减退。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 喝得群众翻白眼,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 喝得单位缺经费;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 喝得老婆流眼泪,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 晚上睡觉背靠背,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 一状告到纪委会,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 书记听了手一挥</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 能喝不喝也不对,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 我们也是天天醉!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 革命小酒天天醉</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回家和老婆背靠背</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 老婆告到纪委会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">纪委书记说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">该喝不喝也不对</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 老婆告到人大常委会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">人大主任说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这笔开支早就在预算内</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 老婆告到妇女联合会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">妇女主任说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我家那位也是天天醉</span>; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 老婆告到市委联席会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">市委书记说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝死了我们为他开追悼会</span>. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 不会喝酒</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">前途没有</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 一喝九量</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">重点培养</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 只喝饮料</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">领导不要</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 能喝不输</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">领导秘书</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 一喝就倒</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">官位难保</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 长喝嫌少</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">人才难找</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 一半就跑</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">升官还早</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 全程领跑</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">未来领导</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情铁不铁</span>? <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">铁</span>! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">那就不怕胃出血</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 感情深不深</span>? <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">深</span>! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">那就不怕打吊针</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 会喝一两的喝二两</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这样朋友够豪爽</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 会喝二两的喝五两</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这样同志党培养</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 会喝半斤的喝壹斤</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这样哥们最贴心</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 会喝壹斤的喝壹桶</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回头提拔当副总</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 会喝壹桶的喝壹缸</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒厂厂长让你当</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> 出门在外老婆交代,少喝酒、多叨菜,够不着了站起来。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 输了咱不喝,赢了咱倒赖,吃不完了兜回来。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">敬酒词</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">1<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、激动的心,颤抖的手,我给领导到杯酒,领导不喝嫌我丑。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女士给领导敬酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">2<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、领导在上我在下,您说来几下来几下。</span> ——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女士和领导碰杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">3<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、心儿颤,手儿抖,我给这位爷端个酒,这爷喝了俺高兴,这爷不喝俺不走,就是不走,就是不走!</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女子给男士敬酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">5<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、美酒倒进白瓷杯,酒到面前你莫推,酒虽不好人情酿,远来的朋友饮一杯。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">内蒙古草原人的敬酒歌。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">6<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、感情深一口闷,感情浅舔一舔。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">给朋友敬酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">7<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、日出江花红胜火,祝君生意更红火。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">请经商下海者喝一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">8<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、结识新朋友,不忘老朋友。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">与新老朋友共干一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">9<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、朝辞白帝彩云间,半斤八两只等闲。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">劝好酒量之人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">10<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、危难之处显身手,妹妹(兄弟)替哥喝杯酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">11<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、危难之处显伸手,该出手时就出手,兄弟我替她喝个酒。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这一经典酒令多用于英雄救美者。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">12<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、天蓝蓝,海蓝蓝,一杯一杯往下传。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">13<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、天上无云地下旱,刚才那杯不能算</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">14<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、路见不平一声吼,你不喝酒谁喝酒?</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">令打酒官司的人喝一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">15<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、市场经济搞竞争,快将美酒喝一盅。</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">用于业务宴请</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">16<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、要让客人喝好,自家先得喝倒--用于本单位自家人饮酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">17<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、女有貌,朗有才,杯对杯,一起来</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">与女士饮。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">18<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、床前明月光,疑是地上霜,举杯约对门,喝酒喝个双。--与对面朋友饮</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">19<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、啥话也别说,最亲是大哥</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">与年长者饮</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">20<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、感情铁不铁</span>? <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">铁</span>! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">那就不怕胃出血</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情深不深</span>? <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">深</span>! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">那就不怕打吊针</span>! ——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">敬朋友</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">二、经典挡酒词</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">甲:酒量不高怕丢丑,自我约束不喝酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">乙:相聚都是知心友,放开喝杯舒心酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">甲:万水千山总是情,这杯不喝行不行?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">乙:一条大河波浪宽,这杯酒说啥也得干!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">甲:来时夫人有交代,少喝酒来多吃菜。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">乙:酒壮英雄胆,不服老婆管。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">君子之交淡如水</span>——<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">以茶代酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我为大家唱支歌,唱完不好再说喝。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">三、酒桌酣战经典对酒词</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">1<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、一条大河波浪宽,端起这杯咱就干。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">2<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、量小非君子,不喝不丈夫!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">3<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、东风吹,战鼓擂,今天喝酒谁怕谁!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">经典劝酒词</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">劝酒者起身敬酒,被劝者会说:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">屁股一抬,喝了重来</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,意让劝酒者再喝一个,此时劝酒者应对:</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">屁股一动,表示尊重</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">男人不喝酒,交不到好朋友。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情深一口闷,感情浅舔一舔。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女士劝酒:激动的心,颤抖的手,我给领导到杯酒,领导不喝嫌我丑</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女士和领导碰杯:领导在上我在下,您说来几下来几下。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">两只小蜜蜂呀,飞到花丛中呀。。。。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">宁可胃上烂个洞,不叫感情裂条缝。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情深,一口闷;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情浅,舔一舔;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情厚,喝不够;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情薄,喝不着;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情铁,喝出血。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一两二两漱漱口,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">三两四两不算酒,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">五两六两扶墙走,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">七两八两还在吼。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">男人不喝酒</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">枉在世上走</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">只要心里有,茶水也当酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒是粮食精越喝越年轻</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">东风吹,战鼓雷,今天喝酒谁怕谁!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒肉穿肠过,朋友心中留!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">人在江湖飘啊哪有不挨刀啊</span>~~~<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">几刀砍死你啊</span>~~~~ </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">梁山伯祝英台生个儿子不成才</span>~~~<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">几点钟才回来</span>~~~ </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">男人不喝酒活的象条狗,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">男人不抽烟活的象太监,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">女人不化妆白活在世上,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">男人不抽烟白活在人间。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">半斤不当酒,一斤扶墙走,斤半墙走我不走。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒逢知已千杯少,能喝多少喝多少,喝不了赶紧跑。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">革命小酒天天醉</span>.............. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">两腿一站,喝了不算。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">甘为革命献肠胃</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">革命的小酒天天醉,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝红了眼睛喝坏了胃,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝得手软脚也软,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝得记忆大减退。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝得群众翻白眼,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝得单位缺经费;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝得老婆流眼泪,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">晚上睡觉背靠背,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一状告到纪委会,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">书记听了手一挥</span>― </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">能喝不喝也不对,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我们也是天天醉!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">辣酒涮牙</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">啤酒当茶</span>. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">6<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">个</span>6 <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">啊!哥两好啊!谁怕谁啊,乌龟怕铁锤啊!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">客人喝酒就得醉</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">要不主人多惭愧</span>. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">革命小酒天天醉</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回家和老婆背靠背</span>, </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">老婆告到纪检委员会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">纪委书记说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">该喝不喝也不对;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">老婆告到人大常委会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">人大主任说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这笔开支早就在预算内;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">老婆告到妇女联合会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">妇女主任说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我家那位也是天天醉;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">老婆告到市委联席会</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">市委书记说</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝死了我们为他开追悼会</span>. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">人在江湖走,哪能不喝酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">不会喝酒</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">前途没有</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一喝九量</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">重点培养</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">只喝饮料</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">领导不要</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">能喝不输</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">领导秘书</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一喝就倒</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">官位难保</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">长喝嫌少</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">人才难找</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一半就跑</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">升官还早</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">全程领跑</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">未来领导</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">相聚都是知心友,我先喝俩舒心酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">路见不平一声吼,你不喝酒谁喝酒?</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">令打酒官司的人喝一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">锄禾日当午,汗滴禾下土,连干三杯酒,你说苦不苦? </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">春眠不觉晓,处处闻啼鸟,举杯问小姐,我该喝多少?</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">小姐说了算</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">少小离家老大回,这杯我请小姐陪。</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">与在座小姐对饮一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">跟着感觉走,这次我喝酒。</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">咳,没办法,喝了吧</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">来时夫人有交代,少喝酒来多吃菜。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒壮英雄胆,不服老婆管</span> !!! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒量不高怕丢愁,自我约束不喝酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">量小非君子,无毒不丈夫!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">市场经济搞竞争,快将美酒喝一盅。 </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">日出江花红胜火,祝君生意更红火。</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">请经商下海者喝一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">结识新朋友,不忘老朋友。</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">与新老朋友共干一杯 </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">朝辞白帝彩云间,半斤八两只等闲。</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">好酒量,喝一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">危难之处显身手,妹妹(兄弟)替哥喝杯酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一条大河波浪宽,端起这杯咱就干。</span>---<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">自饮一杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">东风吹,战鼓擂,今天喝酒谁怕谁?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">万水千山总是情,少喝一杯行不行?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">要让客人喝好,自家先要喝倒!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">商品经济大流通,开放搞活喝两盅。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒逢知己千杯少,话不投机大口喝</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">若要人不知,除非你干杯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">天蓝蓝,海蓝蓝,一杯一杯往下传</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">天上无云地下旱,刚才那杯不能算</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒逢知己饮,诗向会人吟</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">百川到东海,何时再干杯,现在不喝酒,将来徒伤悲</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情铁不铁</span>? <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">铁</span>! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">那就不怕胃出血</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情深不深</span>? <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">深</span>! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">那就不怕打吊针</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">会喝一两的喝二两</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这样朋友够豪爽</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">会喝二两的喝五两</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这样同志党培养</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">会喝半斤的喝壹斤</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">这样哥们最贴心</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">会喝壹斤的喝壹桶</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回头提拔当副总</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">会喝壹桶的喝壹缸</span>, <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒厂厂长让你当</span>! </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">出门在外老婆交代,少喝酒、多叨菜,够不着了站起来。输了咱不喝,赢了咱倒赖,吃不完了兜回来。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒里乾坤大</span>,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">壶中日月长</span>. </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">只要感情有,喝啥都是酒。(喝冰水找理由)</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝酒不喝白,感情上不来。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">跟你不喜欢的人在一起喝酒,是一种苦痛;跟你喜欢的人在一起喝酒,是一种感动</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ●<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">在应酬中要尽量多耍嘴皮子。我曾见识过一个高手就凭一张嘴嬉笑怒骂,轻易地把敬给他的多杯酒给挡了回去,还没有得罪他们。不过嘴拙的人还是不要使用这招。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span>●<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">使用</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">危险转嫁法</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,就是眼看酒挡不住时,就转移话题,或者把注意力转移到在座的另一个人身上,成功的话就能侥幸逃避,不成功就只能喝了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span>●<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">饭局上的酒量是为敬酒准备的,而有的时候在吃菜过程中会不知不觉喝掉自己杯里的酒。为了不这样</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">自己跟自己喝酒</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">,让服务生留着茶盅不撤掉。否则喝酒的力气没有花在刀刃上,就亏大了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span>●<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">大多数人非常害怕年终的各种应酬,可以说是一闻到酒味就想吐,一听到饭局肚子就涨,一坐上圆台面我的脑子里就只有一个念头,那就是找机会赶紧逃。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">拒绝他人敬酒通常有三种方法</span>:<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">第一种方法是主动要一些非酒类的饮料,并说明自己不饮酒的原因。第二种方法是让对方在自己面前的杯子里稍许斟一些酒,然后轻轻以手推开酒瓶。按照礼节,杯子里的酒是可以不喝的。第三种方法是当敬酒者向自己的酒杯里斟酒时,用手轻轻敲击酒杯的边缘,这种做法的含义就是</span>“<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我不喝酒,谢谢。</span>”<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">当主人或朋友们向自己热情地敬酒时,不要东躲西藏,更不要把酒杯翻过来,或将他人所敬的酒悄悄倒在地上。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">敬酒要适可而止,意思到了就行了。不要成心把别人灌醉,更不要偷偷地在他人的软饮料里倒烈性酒。对于虔诚的穆斯林不允许敬酒,甚至不能上酒。因为穆斯林饮酒是违背教规的。不应当在餐桌上摆放一大堆酒瓶。正式宴会中主人皆有敬酒之举,会饮酒的人应当回敬一杯。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">敬酒时,上身挺直,双腿站稳,以双手举起酒杯,待对方饮酒时,再跟着饮,敬酒的态度要热情而大方。在规模盛大的宴会上,主人将依次到各桌上敬酒,而每一桌可派遣一位代表到主人的餐桌上去回敬一杯。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">补充:</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一两二两漱漱口,三两四两不算酒,五两六两扶墙走,七两八两还在吼。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">只要心里有,茶水也当酒!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒肉穿肠过,朋友心中留!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒逢知己千杯少,能喝多少喝多少,喝不了就赶紧跑。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">两腿一站,喝了不算。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">客人喝酒就得醉,要不主人多惭愧!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">人在江湖走,哪能不喝酒!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">相聚都是知心友,我先喝俩舒心酒。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">路见不平一声吼,你不喝酒谁喝酒?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">酒壮英雄胆,不服老婆管!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">市场经济搞竞争,快将美酒喝一盅。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">一条大河波浪宽,端起这杯咱就干。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">要让客人喝好,自家先要喝倒!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">若要人不知,除非你干杯。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">天蓝蓝,海蓝蓝,一杯一杯往下传。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">天上无云地下旱,刚才那杯不能算。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">感情铁不铁?铁!那就不怕胃出血!感情深不深?深!那就不怕打吊针!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">喝酒不喝白,感情上不来</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p>