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<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">来源：互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">上联：风声雨声读书声，我不出声。­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">下联：家事国事天下事，关我屁事。­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">横批：一边玩去。­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">上联：男生，女生，穷书生，生生不息！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; 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FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">下联：爱我的人惨不忍睹；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">横批：命苦。­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">★上联：在上为帅；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">下联：在下为猪；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">横批：天蓬元帅。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">­</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">★上联：假名假姓假地址；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">下联：骗吃骗喝骗感情；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">横批：愿者上钩。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">　　­</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">★上联：红米饭南瓜汤，老婆一个孩子一帮；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">下联：红米饭王八汤，孩子一个老婆一帮；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">横批：与时俱进。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">　　­</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">★上联：上压下层层加码，马到成功；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">下联：下骗上节节掺水，水到渠成；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">横批：皆大欢喜。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">　　­</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">★上联：爱与被爱都艰难；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">下联：有情有缘要时间；­</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">横批：情义无价</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">­</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p>