向老板请假,员工差点吐血

<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源：互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：老板今天我想请一天假</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：你想请一天假</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：嗯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：你还向公司要求什么? 一年里有365天,52个星期。你已经每星期休息2天，共104天，还剩下261天工作是吧</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：嗯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：你每天有16小时不在工作，去掉174天，还剩下87天是吧</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：嗯</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：每天你至少花30分钟时间上网，加起来每年23天，剩下64天是吧</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：..........</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：剩下64天；每天午饭时间你花掉1小时，又用掉46天，还有18天是吧</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：通常你每年请2天病假，这样你的工作时间只有16天</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：无语</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：每年有5个节假日公司休息不上班，你只干11天</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……………… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：每年公司还慷慨地给你10天假期，算下来你就工作1天</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老板：而你居然还要请这一天假</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">员工：我错了</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p></p>