<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><strong><span style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源:互联网</span></strong></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、爸爸给女儿讲小时候经常挨饿的事,听完后,女儿两眼含泪,十分同情地问</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶ “</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哦,爸爸,你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、妈妈经常叮嘱小美</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">穿裙子时不可以荡秋千,不然,会被小男孩看到里面的小内裤哦!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 有一天,小美高兴地对妈妈说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">妈妈,今天我和小明比赛荡秋千,我赢了!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 妈妈生气地说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不是告诉过你吗?穿裙子时不要荡秋千!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 小美骄傲地说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">可是我好聪明哦!我把里面的小内裤脱掉了,这样他就看不到我的小内裤了!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、女儿对肚脐很好奇,就问爸爸,爸爸把脐带连着胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下,说,婴儿离开母体之后,医生把脐带减断,并打了一个结,后来就成了肚脐。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女儿说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结?</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;4</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、父亲</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">皮埃尔,今天不要上学了,昨晚你妈妈给你生了两个小弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 皮埃尔</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爸爸,我只说生了一个,另一个,我想留着下星期不想上学时再说。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、巴克老爹坐在公园的长椅上休息,有个小孩站在他旁边很久,一直不走,巴克很奇怪,就问</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">小天使,你为什么老站在这里?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 小孩说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这长椅刚刷过油漆,我想看看你站起来以后是什么样子</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">”&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;6</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、有个小男孩,有天放学后,问他的妈妈</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">妈妈,我到底是从哪里来的?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 妈妈觉得这个问题不好回答,但应该趁此机会教育小孩,就一本正经地以猫狗为例,支吾地谈及生殖的过程。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 儿子听完后,一头雾水地说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">怎么会这样?我的同桌说他是从山西来的!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">” </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;7</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、小毛上幼儿园了,有一天,老师问</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">谁知道世界上有多少个国家啊?</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 小毛说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我知道!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 老师说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">那你说说都有哪些国家。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 小毛说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有两个国家,就是中国和外国!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;8</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、小童在姑姑家吃饭,姑姑做了鱼给他吃。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 小童边吃边说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这鱼真好吃,要是不放刺就更好了!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;9</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">、小明去参加奶奶的寿宴,到了吃寿包的时候,小明问</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我们为什么要吃这种象屁股的寿包?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">众人听了脸色大变。接着小明掰开寿包,看看里面的豆沙,说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">∶“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">奶奶,快看!里面还有大便!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">众人昏的昏,吐的吐</span></span></p><p></p>