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<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源：互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女：你有三室一厅吗?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：没有</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女：你有雅阁吗?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：没有。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女：（站起）：我有点事，先走了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：（喃喃自语):俺有独栋别墅，为啥要住小公寓？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女：（僵住）、、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：（自语）俺开着奔驰，难道要换成日本车？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女回眸一笑，相亲继续、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：我创业把别墅、车子全抵押了，现在一点现金都没有了、、、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女（大怒）：我有好多事，先走了、、、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：还好拿到日本的天使基金，公司上市了、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女转身坐下相亲继续、、、、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：不过IT行业风起云涌，股票跌破发行价，快要停盘了、、、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女一声不吭，站起身。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男：幸好被微软收购，有了几亿现金，可以支持我二次创业、、、、、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女（转身媚笑）：你好坏啊，老是逗人家、、、、、、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这时，两个穿白大褂的医生进来，气喘吁吁：你小子又从医院跑出来，赶快回去吃药</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> </span></p><p></p>